Cart to Debby Ryan

Dear Deborah,
Can you smile in a normal way? Really.. your ENORMOUS lips are making my head want to scream and then explote.
Seriously, I'm glad you were your school's team pet! At least they didn't had to look at your donkey mouth, and now i understand why do you admire so much Brenda Song, i will if i had your chops.
Ps: I hope you don't eat Cole Sprouse while you are kissing him

Lovely,
                    Someone is scared of your mouth. (Cm)