Cart to Maria Aragon (The little girl that sang with Lady Gaga in a concert)

Dear Maria,
Please stay away from Disney Channel. You are so talented to waste your voice singing kids' songs. The world don't need more bitches like Miley Cyrus. We don't want you to become a crazy desesperate slut. Go hug your friend Lady Gaga and never let her go. She is the only on that can do something for you. There are a lot of fans that can sing as well as her. Example: CHARISE. Scared uh?
Here are some possible careers with Disney Channel:
•Barney's fried (Fail)
•Little Hannah Montana (EPIC FAIL)
•Some weird girl with heart attacks in some stupid program about friendship. (Fail)
•Singing some song named "save the cows" or some idiot tittle. (Fail)
•Acting and singing in a musical about what to wear for school. (Fail)
All of this jobs finish in the same way: SHIT

Lovely,
Someone who cares about you. (Cm) ;)

Cart to Rebecca Black

Before reading this, you might see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related ADVERTATION: I'm not responsable for your nightmares or ear damages.

Dear Rebecca,
Monday, Tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday. I know the days of the week, thank you, I don't need you help.
Comments of the song:
#1:Just go to school without singing and avoid bullying.
#2:I dont care what do you do, what do you eat or where do you seat, anybody does. All seats are the same.
#3: Your description sounds like what you do EVERYDAY; Go down, eat, catch the bus, see your friends... and in your case; smoke some snuffs.
#4: Do you really have friends? O.o
#5: I know you want to be the next Justin Bieber.. it takes time.
Seriously, this song is.... unbelievable.
Here is another song that you can sing:
Lunch time, lunch time!
I have to seat in the chair to eat
Now i have to chew the foot in my mouth
Lunch time, Lunch time
So much FUN! xD
PD: Please make the bus go before you get in, you will have a heart attack.

Lovely, Someone your parents will love to have like a daughter instead of you. (Cm)