miércoles, 4 de enero de 2012

Cart to Twilight

--This cart is dedicated to the people behind the cameras of Twilight, due to it is a franchise, and not a living person.--
Dear bag of shit,
      You've created the biggest crap I've ever seen. Your number of fans is an example of how damaged the world is. That thing you call a book is the worst example for youths.
1)It has pedophilia, chronophilia, hebephilia and gerontophilia, everything of those just in Edward and Bella's relationship. And pedophilia for Jacob and Renesmee.
2)It states that women need a man in their life to carry on. Bella is useless, she lets everyone do everything while she watches. 
3)The changes on Meyer's version of a vampire sentence mortals to live under Vampire's control, due to their extraordinary powers, setting humanity on very low possibilities of killing them. How could someone cut them if they're faster, stronger, and more intelligent than us?
4)The bad guys has no reason to be bad. In good books, the evil have something that makes them evil.
5)Guys fall in love with Bella for no reason. Indeed, Edward knows everyone he has seen better than he knows Bella, because her mind is the only one Edward can't read. 
These, and many more are examples of how ridiculous Twilight is.
                                                 Sincerely, 
                                                           a mature, well-understanding person. (Cm) 

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