Cart to Twilight

--This cart is dedicated to the people behind the cameras of Twilight, due to it is a franchise, and not a living person.--

Dear bag of shit,

      You've created the biggest crap I've ever seen. Your number of fans is an example of how damaged the world is. That thing you call a book is the worst example for youths.

1)It has pedophilia, chronophilia, hebephilia and gerontophilia, everything of those just in Edward and Bella's relationship. And pedophilia for Jacob and Renesmee.

2)It states that women need a man in their life to carry on. Bella is useless, she lets everyone do everything while she watches. 

3)The changes on Meyer's version of a vampire sentence mortals to live under Vampire's control, due to their extraordinary powers, setting humanity on very low possibilities of killing them. How could someone cut them if they're faster, stronger, and more intelligent than us?

4)The bad guys has no reason to be bad. In good books, the evil have something that makes them evil.

5)Guys fall in love with Bella for no reason. Indeed, Edward knows everyone he has seen better than he knows Bella, because her mind is the only one Edward can't read. 

These, and many more are examples of how ridiculous Twilight is.

                                                 Sincerely, 

                                                           a mature, well-understanding person. (Cm) 

Cart to Twitter

Dear twitter,
How am I supossed to write my biography in 140 characters? Seriously, anyone is that uninteresting and boring!
Ok, let's try like if I where a weird boy named Bob:
I´m Bob, I was born in July thirteen of 1998 in North Dakota. My parents are Robbert and Stacy Who. I like pur: 140 characters, are you serious? That's all. Bob is not going to tell you anything else.
So, what you think is that anyone cares about others life? Cause with that byography, We haven't learn so much from Bob, or did you?

Sincerely, Someone with something else to say that my name. (Cm)

Cart to Sony BMG music entertainment

Dear Whoever is reading this from Sony BMG:

4 years ago, you were going to sign with that little 7 years old girl from Britain's got talent: Connie Talbot, but you didn't, because she was too young. Know what? If you are in BGT's final, your age is not a problem even if you are 2 years old! That my friends, is racism. That girl can sing better than A LOT of famous singers: Justin Bieber, Rebecca black(this one is obvious), Cody Simpson, Bruno Mars, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, etc.. But don't worry, she signed with Rainbow Recording Company, so you can screw.

Sincerely,

A Connie Talbot's fan. (Cm)

Cart to Ian Harding

Dear Motherfucker,
Why do you delete all your fan's messages without reading or anything else?Is it that you think you are superior, or you don't want people to know you're famous? An advice: A nice smile don't make you a super star. Now I know why you don't have a Twitter account; You are scared of not having as much followers as you're expecting. Poor Ian, he don't have a soul, he does'nt care about his fans that go online to his fan page and write a two paragraph cart to him saying that they love him, appreciate, that he is the best actor IN THE WORLD! And half hour later they found out that their model deleted all their effort. Nice uh?
Really, please kill yourself.
Sincerely,
An Ezra Fitz (His character on Pretty Little Liars) fan, not an Ian Harding's. (Cm)

Cart to Maria Aragon (The little girl that sang with Lady Gaga in a concert)

Dear Maria,
Please stay away from Disney Channel. You are so talented to waste your voice singing kids' songs. The world don't need more bitches like Miley Cyrus. We don't want you to become a crazy desesperate slut. Go hug your friend Lady Gaga and never let her go. She is the only on that can do something for you. There are a lot of fans that can sing as well as her. Example: CHARISE. Scared uh?
Here are some possible careers with Disney Channel:
•Barney's fried (Fail)
•Little Hannah Montana (EPIC FAIL)
•Some weird girl with heart attacks in some stupid program about friendship. (Fail)
•Singing some song named "save the cows" or some idiot tittle. (Fail)
•Acting and singing in a musical about what to wear for school. (Fail)
All of this jobs finish in the same way: SHIT

Lovely,
Someone who cares about you. (Cm) ;)

Cart to Rebecca Black

Before reading this, you might see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related ADVERTATION: I'm not responsable for your nightmares or ear damages.

Dear Rebecca,
Monday, Tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday. I know the days of the week, thank you, I don't need you help.
Comments of the song:
#1:Just go to school without singing and avoid bullying.
#2:I dont care what do you do, what do you eat or where do you seat, anybody does. All seats are the same.
#3: Your description sounds like what you do EVERYDAY; Go down, eat, catch the bus, see your friends... and in your case; smoke some snuffs.
#4: Do you really have friends? O.o
#5: I know you want to be the next Justin Bieber.. it takes time.
Seriously, this song is.... unbelievable.
Here is another song that you can sing:
Lunch time, lunch time!
I have to seat in the chair to eat
Now i have to chew the foot in my mouth
Lunch time, Lunch time
So much FUN! xD
PD: Please make the bus go before you get in, you will have a heart attack.

Lovely, Someone your parents will love to have like a daughter instead of you. (Cm)

OMG! Taylor Swift's new perfume! :O

The singer-actress Taylor Swift is trying to surprise her fans with a new perfume! Are you Excited?

She still don't know how it is going to smell, or how the package will be, all she knows is that it will be an ellegant fragance that she will like and that it will be in the stores at the final months of this year.  "I've always liked how fragances can shape memory, the way certain smells remind you of events and people that are marked in your thoughts." She said.