Cart to Twitter

Dear twitter,
How am I supossed to write my biography in 140 characters? Seriously, anyone is that uninteresting and boring!
Ok, let's try like if I where a weird boy named Bob:
I´m Bob, I was born in July thirteen of 1998 in North Dakota. My parents are Robbert and Stacy Who. I like pur: 140 characters, are you serious? That's all. Bob is not going to tell you anything else.
So, what you think is that anyone cares about others life? Cause with that byography, We haven't learn so much from Bob, or did you?

Sincerely, Someone with something else to say that my name. (Cm)

Cart to Sony BMG music entertainment

Dear Whoever is reading this from Sony BMG:

4 years ago, you were going to sign with that little 7 years old girl from Britain's got talent: Connie Talbot, but you didn't, because she was too young. Know what? If you are in BGT's final, your age is not a problem even if you are 2 years old! That my friends, is racism. That girl can sing better than A LOT of famous singers: Justin Bieber, Rebecca black(this one is obvious), Cody Simpson, Bruno Mars, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, etc.. But don't worry, she signed with Rainbow Recording Company, so you can screw.

Sincerely,

A Connie Talbot's fan. (Cm)

Cart to Ian Harding

Dear Motherfucker,
Why do you delete all your fan's messages without reading or anything else?Is it that you think you are superior, or you don't want people to know you're famous? An advice: A nice smile don't make you a super star. Now I know why you don't have a Twitter account; You are scared of not having as much followers as you're expecting. Poor Ian, he don't have a soul, he does'nt care about his fans that go online to his fan page and write a two paragraph cart to him saying that they love him, appreciate, that he is the best actor IN THE WORLD! And half hour later they found out that their model deleted all their effort. Nice uh?
Really, please kill yourself.
Sincerely,
An Ezra Fitz (His character on Pretty Little Liars) fan, not an Ian Harding's. (Cm)

Cart to Maria Aragon (The little girl that sang with Lady Gaga in a concert)

Dear Maria,
Please stay away from Disney Channel. You are so talented to waste your voice singing kids' songs. The world don't need more bitches like Miley Cyrus. We don't want you to become a crazy desesperate slut. Go hug your friend Lady Gaga and never let her go. She is the only on that can do something for you. There are a lot of fans that can sing as well as her. Example: CHARISE. Scared uh?
Here are some possible careers with Disney Channel:
•Barney's fried (Fail)
•Little Hannah Montana (EPIC FAIL)
•Some weird girl with heart attacks in some stupid program about friendship. (Fail)
•Singing some song named "save the cows" or some idiot tittle. (Fail)
•Acting and singing in a musical about what to wear for school. (Fail)
All of this jobs finish in the same way: SHIT

Lovely,
Someone who cares about you. (Cm) ;)

Cart to Rebecca Black

Before reading this, you might see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related ADVERTATION: I'm not responsable for your nightmares or ear damages.

Dear Rebecca,
Monday, Tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday. I know the days of the week, thank you, I don't need you help.
Comments of the song:
#1:Just go to school without singing and avoid bullying.
#2:I dont care what do you do, what do you eat or where do you seat, anybody does. All seats are the same.
#3: Your description sounds like what you do EVERYDAY; Go down, eat, catch the bus, see your friends... and in your case; smoke some snuffs.
#4: Do you really have friends? O.o
#5: I know you want to be the next Justin Bieber.. it takes time.
Seriously, this song is.... unbelievable.
Here is another song that you can sing:
Lunch time, lunch time!
I have to seat in the chair to eat
Now i have to chew the foot in my mouth
Lunch time, Lunch time
So much FUN! xD
PD: Please make the bus go before you get in, you will have a heart attack.

Lovely, Someone your parents will love to have like a daughter instead of you. (Cm)

OMG! Taylor Swift's new perfume! :O

The singer-actress Taylor Swift is trying to surprise her fans with a new perfume! Are you Excited?

She still don't know how it is going to smell, or how the package will be, all she knows is that it will be an ellegant fragance that she will like and that it will be in the stores at the final months of this year.  "I've always liked how fragances can shape memory, the way certain smells remind you of events and people that are marked in your thoughts." She said.

Cart to Cody Simpson

Dear Cody Robert Simpson:
The last day i read about an interview you had with Tiger beat and Bop. Wow. I REALLY didn't know that about you. Know what? Sometimes is better to keep those things for you.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lrEB0F4XMI&feature=player_embedded This thing about eating strawberries with ketchup... E-W. How does it taste? What else do you like to eat? Lemonade without sugar.. Chocolate with salt..? Now I know why you sing like that. iYiYi you are DISGUSTING!
Lovely,
        Someone who eat strawberries with chocolate. (Cm)

Cart to Zendaya Coleman

Dear Mrs. False Smile,
Please get into some acting classes. If I were you, i will be very desapointed to be the WORST actress of #ShakeItUp set, even more acting with Bella Thorne, a real talented actress.
Suggestions:
1. Try not to smile too much.
2. Ask Bella, Roshon Fegan, Adam Irigoyen, Kenton Duty, Sunshine Caroline or anyone else in the program, even that little boy named Davis!
3. Improve your smile by relaxing your face. Try to smile like this: :D and not like this: XD
Lovely,
         Someone that can't look at your face without been scared. (Cm)

Cart to Debby Ryan

Dear Deborah,
Can you smile in a normal way? Really.. your ENORMOUS lips are making my head want to scream and then explote.
Seriously, I'm glad you were your school's team pet! At least they didn't had to look at your donkey mouth, and now i understand why do you admire so much Brenda Song, i will if i had your chops.
Ps: I hope you don't eat Cole Sprouse while you are kissing him

Lovely,
                    Someone is scared of your mouth. (Cm)

Cart to Jelena

Dear Selena,

Is this a joke? You and Justin Bieber? Do you know he is 2 years younger than you?

Seriously, what was wrong with Jasmine&Justin? Why are you with him if he is texting sooooooo much to his ex Jasmine Villegas about things that only-friends don't talk about (If you understand what I mean...)? Do you know he's not happy at all with your relationship? Do you know Justin haven't forguet Jasmine? Do you know Justin is not in agreedment to the idea of having just one girlfriend at the time while being young?

PLEASE! LOVE YOURSELF A LITTLE BIT MORE AND START CONCENTRATING IN YOUR CARRER AND LESS IN YOUR DISAPPOINTING RELATIONSHIP! Thanks.

Lovely,

                                                                                                   Someone with conscience. (Cm)

Cart to Jashley

Ok, Maybe you allready heard about the Joe Jonas relationship with My favorite Vampire, Ashley Greene. (Yes, They are allready done). Question of the day: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ASH!?!?!?
Reason #1: Ashley looked like a woman with her TALL 7 years old son wearing a pair of GIANT glasses. (What was you supposed to be? Spongebob? a nerd?)
Reason #2: Hey Joe, wich is the porpouse to wear a purity ring if you are going to take it off everytime you have a new girlfriend?
Reason #3: Ashley=Twilight/Joe=CAMP ROCK. Which one is better??? Yeah, you're right, Twilight.
Ok, There are a lot of reason more, but, there is not enough space.
Conclusion: THAX FOR BROOOOOKIIINNNGGGG!
Ps: Joe, Are you sure you are 21 years old?
Lovely,
              Someone is glad you are not together. (Cm)

Cart to Demi Lovato

Dear Demetria Devonne Lovato Hart, (Yes, this is your name)
How Much do Disney Channel pay to you? It must be a lot because I don't think someone would sing; WHO WILL I BE, IT'S UP TO ME, ALL THE NEVER ENDING POSIBILITIEESS for a little bit price! Comment of the song: OMG! Just put on a dress and don't screw people's day! IT'S UP TO YOU! 
Going to another theme of conversation.....POOR DANCER! Why did you hit her?!?!? It was not her fault that you were DRUNK during your tour... Is this what you want children to know about you? Is really this a good example from a Disney Star? Yeah, THINK ABOUT IT. Ok, you realize your misteke, but TOO LATE! 
Good Luck the next Tour.. If you are going to have another after this.. Say hi to your stepfather!
Lovely, 
              Someone who have fun when you don't. (Cm)

Cart to Miley Cyrus

Dear Bitch,
Everybody knows you don't like #DisneyChannel and you were desesperate to be on TV, but COME ON! Do you really are going to accept this people to make you seem like a 10 years old girl? Do you really are going to stay there doing nothing about it? Oh Yeah! You DID something.. you made little children's heads explote! Be realistic, you can't become some kind of Brittney Spears after work on a TV show about a girl that used to sing songs named: Best of Both Worlds and True Friends! O.o Really Miley, is this behavior caused by the pression of having a dancer that have too much confidence and make you hear became a Shaving cream cupcake, the fact of been called Destiny Hope or you are too sad Taylor Swift didn't copy your actions of making a tatue below your Boobies? Don't be that shy, you cant trust in your fan, if I were so.
Ps: Please give your sisters in adoption.
 Lovely,
              Someone that think you're a Slut. (Cm)