Cart to Cody Simpson

Dear Cody Robert Simpson:
The last day i read about an interview you had with Tiger beat and Bop. Wow. I REALLY didn't know that about you. Know what? Sometimes is better to keep those things for you.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lrEB0F4XMI&feature=player_embedded This thing about eating strawberries with ketchup... E-W. How does it taste? What else do you like to eat? Lemonade without sugar.. Chocolate with salt..? Now I know why you sing like that. iYiYi you are DISGUSTING!
Lovely,
        Someone who eat strawberries with chocolate. (Cm)

Cart to Zendaya Coleman

Dear Mrs. False Smile,
Please get into some acting classes. If I were you, i will be very desapointed to be the WORST actress of #ShakeItUp set, even more acting with Bella Thorne, a real talented actress.
Suggestions:
1. Try not to smile too much.
2. Ask Bella, Roshon Fegan, Adam Irigoyen, Kenton Duty, Sunshine Caroline or anyone else in the program, even that little boy named Davis!
3. Improve your smile by relaxing your face. Try to smile like this: :D and not like this: XD
Lovely,
         Someone that can't look at your face without been scared. (Cm)

Cart to Debby Ryan

Dear Deborah,
Can you smile in a normal way? Really.. your ENORMOUS lips are making my head want to scream and then explote.
Seriously, I'm glad you were your school's team pet! At least they didn't had to look at your donkey mouth, and now i understand why do you admire so much Brenda Song, i will if i had your chops.
Ps: I hope you don't eat Cole Sprouse while you are kissing him

Lovely,
                    Someone is scared of your mouth. (Cm)

Cart to Jelena

Dear Selena,

Is this a joke? You and Justin Bieber? Do you know he is 2 years younger than you?

Seriously, what was wrong with Jasmine&Justin? Why are you with him if he is texting sooooooo much to his ex Jasmine Villegas about things that only-friends don't talk about (If you understand what I mean...)? Do you know he's not happy at all with your relationship? Do you know Justin haven't forguet Jasmine? Do you know Justin is not in agreedment to the idea of having just one girlfriend at the time while being young?

PLEASE! LOVE YOURSELF A LITTLE BIT MORE AND START CONCENTRATING IN YOUR CARRER AND LESS IN YOUR DISAPPOINTING RELATIONSHIP! Thanks.

Lovely,

                                                                                                   Someone with conscience. (Cm)

Cart to Jashley

Ok, Maybe you allready heard about the Joe Jonas relationship with My favorite Vampire, Ashley Greene. (Yes, They are allready done). Question of the day: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ASH!?!?!?
Reason #1: Ashley looked like a woman with her TALL 7 years old son wearing a pair of GIANT glasses. (What was you supposed to be? Spongebob? a nerd?)
Reason #2: Hey Joe, wich is the porpouse to wear a purity ring if you are going to take it off everytime you have a new girlfriend?
Reason #3: Ashley=Twilight/Joe=CAMP ROCK. Which one is better??? Yeah, you're right, Twilight.
Ok, There are a lot of reason more, but, there is not enough space.
Conclusion: THAX FOR BROOOOOKIIINNNGGGG!
Ps: Joe, Are you sure you are 21 years old?
Lovely,
              Someone is glad you are not together. (Cm)

Cart to Demi Lovato

Dear Demetria Devonne Lovato Hart, (Yes, this is your name)
How Much do Disney Channel pay to you? It must be a lot because I don't think someone would sing; WHO WILL I BE, IT'S UP TO ME, ALL THE NEVER ENDING POSIBILITIEESS for a little bit price! Comment of the song: OMG! Just put on a dress and don't screw people's day! IT'S UP TO YOU! 
Going to another theme of conversation.....POOR DANCER! Why did you hit her?!?!? It was not her fault that you were DRUNK during your tour... Is this what you want children to know about you? Is really this a good example from a Disney Star? Yeah, THINK ABOUT IT. Ok, you realize your misteke, but TOO LATE! 
Good Luck the next Tour.. If you are going to have another after this.. Say hi to your stepfather!
Lovely, 
              Someone who have fun when you don't. (Cm)

Cart to Miley Cyrus

Dear Bitch,
Everybody knows you don't like #DisneyChannel and you were desesperate to be on TV, but COME ON! Do you really are going to accept this people to make you seem like a 10 years old girl? Do you really are going to stay there doing nothing about it? Oh Yeah! You DID something.. you made little children's heads explote! Be realistic, you can't become some kind of Brittney Spears after work on a TV show about a girl that used to sing songs named: Best of Both Worlds and True Friends! O.o Really Miley, is this behavior caused by the pression of having a dancer that have too much confidence and make you hear became a Shaving cream cupcake, the fact of been called Destiny Hope or you are too sad Taylor Swift didn't copy your actions of making a tatue below your Boobies? Don't be that shy, you cant trust in your fan, if I were so.
Ps: Please give your sisters in adoption.
 Lovely,
              Someone that think you're a Slut. (Cm)