Cart to Maria Aragon (The little girl that sang with Lady Gaga in a concert)

Dear Maria,
Please stay away from Disney Channel. You are so talented to waste your voice singing kids' songs. The world don't need more bitches like Miley Cyrus. We don't want you to become a crazy desesperate slut. Go hug your friend Lady Gaga and never let her go. She is the only on that can do something for you. There are a lot of fans that can sing as well as her. Example: CHARISE. Scared uh?
Here are some possible careers with Disney Channel:
•Barney's fried (Fail)
•Little Hannah Montana (EPIC FAIL)
•Some weird girl with heart attacks in some stupid program about friendship. (Fail)
•Singing some song named "save the cows" or some idiot tittle. (Fail)
•Acting and singing in a musical about what to wear for school. (Fail)
All of this jobs finish in the same way: SHIT

Lovely,
Someone who cares about you. (Cm) ;)

Cart to Rebecca Black

Before reading this, you might see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZqE1RdC4Y&feature=related ADVERTATION: I'm not responsable for your nightmares or ear damages.

Dear Rebecca,
Monday, Tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday. I know the days of the week, thank you, I don't need you help.
Comments of the song:
#1:Just go to school without singing and avoid bullying.
#2:I dont care what do you do, what do you eat or where do you seat, anybody does. All seats are the same.
#3: Your description sounds like what you do EVERYDAY; Go down, eat, catch the bus, see your friends... and in your case; smoke some snuffs.
#4: Do you really have friends? O.o
#5: I know you want to be the next Justin Bieber.. it takes time.
Seriously, this song is.... unbelievable.
Here is another song that you can sing:
Lunch time, lunch time!
I have to seat in the chair to eat
Now i have to chew the foot in my mouth
Lunch time, Lunch time
So much FUN! xD
PD: Please make the bus go before you get in, you will have a heart attack.

Lovely, Someone your parents will love to have like a daughter instead of you. (Cm)

OMG! Taylor Swift's new perfume! :O

The singer-actress Taylor Swift is trying to surprise her fans with a new perfume! Are you Excited?

She still don't know how it is going to smell, or how the package will be, all she knows is that it will be an ellegant fragance that she will like and that it will be in the stores at the final months of this year.  "I've always liked how fragances can shape memory, the way certain smells remind you of events and people that are marked in your thoughts." She said.

Cart to Cody Simpson

Dear Cody Robert Simpson:
The last day i read about an interview you had with Tiger beat and Bop. Wow. I REALLY didn't know that about you. Know what? Sometimes is better to keep those things for you.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lrEB0F4XMI&feature=player_embedded This thing about eating strawberries with ketchup... E-W. How does it taste? What else do you like to eat? Lemonade without sugar.. Chocolate with salt..? Now I know why you sing like that. iYiYi you are DISGUSTING!
Lovely,
        Someone who eat strawberries with chocolate. (Cm)

Cart to Zendaya Coleman

Dear Mrs. False Smile,
Please get into some acting classes. If I were you, i will be very desapointed to be the WORST actress of #ShakeItUp set, even more acting with Bella Thorne, a real talented actress.
Suggestions:
1. Try not to smile too much.
2. Ask Bella, Roshon Fegan, Adam Irigoyen, Kenton Duty, Sunshine Caroline or anyone else in the program, even that little boy named Davis!
3. Improve your smile by relaxing your face. Try to smile like this: :D and not like this: XD
Lovely,
         Someone that can't look at your face without been scared. (Cm)

Cart to Debby Ryan

Dear Deborah,
Can you smile in a normal way? Really.. your ENORMOUS lips are making my head want to scream and then explote.
Seriously, I'm glad you were your school's team pet! At least they didn't had to look at your donkey mouth, and now i understand why do you admire so much Brenda Song, i will if i had your chops.
Ps: I hope you don't eat Cole Sprouse while you are kissing him

Lovely,
                    Someone is scared of your mouth. (Cm)

Cart to Jelena

Dear Selena,

Is this a joke? You and Justin Bieber? Do you know he is 2 years younger than you?

Seriously, what was wrong with Jasmine&Justin? Why are you with him if he is texting sooooooo much to his ex Jasmine Villegas about things that only-friends don't talk about (If you understand what I mean...)? Do you know he's not happy at all with your relationship? Do you know Justin haven't forguet Jasmine? Do you know Justin is not in agreedment to the idea of having just one girlfriend at the time while being young?

PLEASE! LOVE YOURSELF A LITTLE BIT MORE AND START CONCENTRATING IN YOUR CARRER AND LESS IN YOUR DISAPPOINTING RELATIONSHIP! Thanks.

Lovely,

                                                                                                   Someone with conscience. (Cm)